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UNCHARTED · Special · A Journey Uncharted

Capt. Kitty’s Log

A reluctant skipper, a boatload of Scouts, and a bay that hasn’t read the float plan. The UNCHARTED voyage, told from the quarterdeck in seven salty instalments.

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The Log

E01 “Leadership by Four-Letter Word” A fiercely loyal, foul-mouthed mum defends swearing as a health tonic — and starts piecing together how challenge shapes her. 14 Mar 2026 E02 “Scouts, Capsizes, and Other Life Choices” An untrained stand-in leader, a dozen kids, a four-hour drive, a pit toilet, and a five-page list of ambitious objectives. 15 Mar 2026 E03 “The Savage Dolphin Experiment” or “Winds, Waves, and WTFs” Signed up for a chilled summer sailing jaunt — and secretly cast as Captain. Cue rapid upskilling under daughter L’s tutelage. 18 Mar 2026 E04 “Captain Kitty vs. The Bay” or “F- Me, I’m the Captain” A low-freeboard two-parter: day one, sun-drenched optimism; day two, a nautical chaos special that hasn’t read the float plan. 21 Mar 2026 E05 “Tow Me, Maybe” or “Life Jackets and Life Choices” The flotilla lucks into “six-star” luxury at the Extra Fancy Yacht Club — cat holes traded for hot showers — before a big coastal push. 25 Mar 2026 E06 “Girl Power and Mouse Farts” or “Bring It On, Commander-in-Chief” A three-day finale: the ocean, a Scout-led day of beach games, self-catered feasts, and one smug little pink snapper. 1 Apr 2026 EPILOGUEE07 “The Great Bay Hospitality Tour” Nine days, eight nights, $112 a head — run almost entirely on volunteer power and the kindness of strangers. 9 Apr 2026